Stanley x Starbucks Quencher 40oz Tumbler Winter Pink

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eBay Stanley x Starbucks Pink target cupExclusive Stanley 40oz Brand new, no flaws! Ok people heres the story…I was so excited for this cup I took my chair, a blankie, and a thermos of hot chocolate and sat in front of Target at 2 am in great anticipation of grabbing this beautiful cup. I braved the rain, wind and an angry mob of line crashers…its not fake news…people are insane…when the time came and the manager came out I saw the halo around his head and think I heard became insane pushing and shoving but alas I received one of only 35 golden tickets to purchase this treasure. As my excitement grew so did my fear of actually having to walk to my car amid the gauntlet of angry empty handed demons…Target security had their hands full and I did see a couple flashing red and blue lights which made me feel like I would be whisked away at any moment due to having this highly coveted prize… or it could have been a secret service mission or celebrity visit…who knows but I digress. When I thankfully arrived at my car safely I quickly locked my doors and drove away as fast as I could, checking my rear view mirror constantly for any demons who dared to follow. Once the adreniline wore off and I told my harrowing tale of my near death experience to my children they simply looked at me shrugged their shoulders and asked whats for dinner tonight? I quickly realized the fridge looks kinda empty and well, they are kinda cute guess Id better feed them, I decided to offer up my beautiful prize for your consideration. It is so pretty and sparkly and shiny…like a new toy for Mom. So if you decide to purchase this just know a lot of love, fear and adventure went into getting this and I know you will love it and care for it…well, its not a puppy but you know what I mean. Wish I could keep it but my fridge is calling out to be filled. When you receive this cup the package may or may not be stained with my tears. (Condition: Brand New)